Should you find yourself in the unfortunate situation of needing to relieve yourself at a moments notice and the necessary amenities are not available with which to do so, then we would recommend this four step guide:

1. Find a spot as private as possible, preferably sheltered by some trees, plantings or other buildings so your unfortunate deed is undertaken with discretion.

2. Get as close to the shielding area as possible so that those unfortunate enough to pass by will not be subjected to any unnecessary flashing or offence.

3. Pay attention to the deed in hand (in some instances, literally!). Now is not the time to lose focus or you may have more to deal with than first expected.

4. If possible / required, try and ‘clean up’ after yourself and at the next available opportunity wash your hands.